Archive for July, 2006
Manos: The Hands of Fate (MST3K Version)
2 Comments Published by Kaonashi July 26th, 2006 in Comedy, Sci-Fi, B movies, Horror.Title: Manos: The Hands of Fate (Mystery Science Theater 3000 version)
Year: 1966
Director: Hal Warren
Starring Cast: Tom Neyman, John Reynolds, Hal Warren
Rated: Not Rated
Title: Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV show)
Year: 1988-1999
Starring Cast: Joel Hodgson, J. Elvis Weinstein, Trace Beaulieu, Frank Conniff
NoFace for Film rating of just Manos: -5 out of 7
Noface for Film rating of the […]
Title: Clerks II
Year: 2006
Director: Kevin Smith
Starring Cast: Brian O’Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, Rosario Dawson
Rated: A nice, big, fat R
NoFace for Film rating: 4.5 out of 7
In 1994 a young film student dropout named Kevin Smith directed a small film called Clerks, a cynical but hilarious look in the lives of disillusioned store […]
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
3 Comments Published by Kaonashi July 21st, 2006 in Action, Comedy, Adventure, Period Piece.Title: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Year: 2006
Director: Gore Verbinski
Starring Cast: Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley
Rated: PG-13
NoFace for Film rating: 5 out of 7
After seeing the abysmal ratings Rotten Tomatoes gave to this film, I was disappointed since I really enjoyed the first Pirates. I know that it’s rare for a sequel to […]
Tiger Blade
0 Comments Published by Kaonashi July 19th, 2006 in Action, Crime, Fantasy, Foreign, Asian Cinema.Title: The Tiger Blade
Year: 2005
Director: Theeratorn Siriphunvaraporn
Starring Cast: Atsadawut Luengsuntorn, Phimonrat Phisarayabud,
Pongpat Wachirabunjong, Srungsuda Lawanprasert, Amornrit Sriphung,
Chalad Na Songkhla
Rated: R
Language: Thai with English Subtitles
Reviewed by: TheMarina
NoFace for Film rating: 1 out of 7
Oh my. I’m not quite sure where to begin with this one. It looked great, the story sounded good but it was just […]
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
0 Comments Published by Kaonashi July 14th, 2006 in Action, Drama, Adventure, Sci-Fi.Title: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Year: 1982
Director: Nicholas Meyer
Starring Cast: William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Ricardo Montalban, Kirstie Alley
Rated: PG
NoFace for Film rating: 6 out of 7
From Hell’s Heart, I stab at thee…
-Khan Noonien Singh
Often considered by Trekkies as the real Star Trek 1 (since the actual Star Trek: The Motion Picture sucked eggs), […]
Title: Hard Candy
Year: 2005
Director: David Slade
Starring Cast: Patrick Wilson, Ellen Page
Rated: R
Reviewed by: TheMarina
NoFace for Film rating: 6 out of 7
A good thriller is hard to find but sometimes, that little movie that looks harmless enough surprises you.
I’m not done yet! »
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Title: The Devil Wears Prada
Year: 2006
Direcor: David Frankel
Starring Cast: Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway
Rated: PG-13
NoFace for Film rating: 5 out of 7
When I reviewed the trailer for The Devil Wears Prada a couple of weeks ago, I mentioned that I liked what I saw in the trailer and was interested in watching this movie. Last night […]
Title: Donnie Darko (director’s cut)
Year: 2001
Director: Richard Kelly
Starring Cast: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jenna Malone
Rated: R
NoFace for Film rating: 5.5 out of 7
Although Jake Gyllenhaal became famous for his role as a lovelorn cowboy in Brokeback Mountain, he first got people’s attention in his role as a disturbed teenager in Donnie Darko.
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