NoFace for Film

Last night was the insanely over-hyped American Idol charity show. For over two months Ryan has crowed on and on about how it’s going to be a star-studded spectacular, how there are going to be so many awesome celebrities appearing on the show, and that there will be a lot of great performances.
After watching the […]

Ah, the Top 6. It’s getting down to the wire people. In a few weeks, one lucky (or unlucky, depending on how you look at it) girl or guy will be crowned your next! American! Idol!
(cue Idol theme music)

I’m not done yet! »
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Title: The Last King of Scotland
Year: 2006
Director: Kevin Macdonald
Starring: Forest Whitaker, James McAvoy, Kerry Washington, and Gillian Anderson
Rated: R
Review by: Matt H.
NoFace for Film rating: 7 out of 7
Perfection is a rare commodity no matter where you look. In no place is this fact put to the test more, than in Hollywood. […]

Title: Hot Fuzz
Year: 2007
Director: Edgar Wright
Starring Cast: Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Timothy Dalton, Jim Broadbent
Rated: R
NoFace for Film rating: 5 out of 7
The brilliant folks who brought you Shaun of the Dead have returned. Whereas their last film was a clever parody of the zombie movie genre, director Edgar Wright and his leading men Simon […]

Man, I have seen everything. But John Travolta in drag???
I can’t believe I’ve never seen the original. And I’m a musicals fan!
Hairspray opens July 20, 2007.

Title: Smokin’ Aces
Year: 2007
Director: Joe Carnahan
Starring: Jeremy Piven, Ryan Reynolds, Ray Liotta, Andy Garcia, Alicia Keys, Ben Affleck
Rated: R
Review by: Matt H.
NoFace for Film rating: 3 out of 7
Smokin’ Aces is a classic Hollywood example of the old bait and switch. The marketing for this film resonated […]

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Sorry folks, I can’t stop laughing.
Hee hee!
The day for rejoicing has arrived. But first, let me give a recap of last night’s episode.

I’m not done yet! »

I guess FOX has run out of […]

This week, the Top 7 showed off their mad country singing skillz - well, at least some of them did. Others, like a certain contestant whose name rhymes with “banjaya”, just crashed and burned. Martina McBride was the gang’s mentor, and I know nothing about her or her music so I can’t really comment much […]

Title: 3 Needles
Year: 2005
Director: Thom Fitzgerald
Starring Cast: Lucy Liu, Shawn Ashmore, Stockard Channing, Olympia Dukakis, and Chloë Sevigny
Rated: R
NoFace for Film rating: 3 out of 7
In 1993, HBO aired a critically acclaimed film called And the Band Played On, which detailed the beginnings of the AIDS epidemic and its deadly, eventual impact on society. The […]

Title: Supertroopers
Year: 2001
Director: Jay Chandrasekhar
Starring Cast: Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme, Paul Soter, Erik Stolhanske
Rated: R
NoFace for Film rating: 5 out of 7
Silly, bumbling cops are not a new concept in cinema. In the early 1900s we had the Keystone Kops, while during the 80s we had the Police Academy series. There’s just something […]