NoFace for Film

Some of you may have noticed that I haven’t written in a long while. I recently got a new job, not to mention have been addicted to playing Lord of the Rings Online, and so NoFace for Film will be on a hiatus. I don’t know when I’ll return to reviewing films; most likely when […]

Some of you may have noticed that NoFace for Film was rather quiet for some time. It’s because I was on vacation for a couple of weeks in beautiful (but often rainy!) Paris, France. But now I’m back, and I see that several films have been released since my absence. Looks like I’ve got some […]

Ok, what just happened last night?
How in the hell could the results turn out as they did? Did I wander into Bizzarro Land?
Why is Melinda in third place?!?!? Third place!!!
Melinda, the one contestant who has been consistently excellent during the whole season was…booted out?

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Here we are folks, down to the Top Three. Yep, I can’t believe it’s almost over either.
Like in previous seasons, the remaining contestants sang three songs. One was chosen by one of the judges, another by the producers (though in the past RCA head honcho Clive Davis had this role), and the third by the […]

At this point, nearly everyone has seen, or is aware of, Dreamgirls. (For an earlier review, click here.) Based on the Tony Award-winning musical by the same name, Dreamgirls was well-received by critics and won a decent number of awards. People flocked to the theaters during the holidays to watch the timeless tale of a […]

Bleh, yet another snorefest results episode. Why the hell do they have to be an hour long with so few people left in the competition? Even Seacrest said something like, “We have an hour and have to fill it up somehow”.
So many of the fillers make no sense. Why do they keep having the worthless […]

With four more contestants left in the competition, the clock is ticking down until we crown our next! American! Idol!
(cue theme music)
First of all, apologies for not putting out posts last week. I had a lot of things on my plate. But I’m back this week, here to provide you all with my brilliant reviews. […]

Title: Spider-Man 3
Year: 2007
Director: Sam Raimi
Starring Cast: Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Thomas Haden Church, Topher Grace
Rated: PG-13
NoFace for Film rating: 3 out of 7
Hollywood has a tendency to do things big. They take a winning formula and decide that hey, since those elements worked well together last time, why not futz with them […]

Sorry I haven’t updated in a while, folks. Things have been pretty hectic around here recently. But don’t worry - I’ll be watching Spider-Man 3 tommorow night and will get you guys a review on it ASAP.

Last night was the insanely over-hyped American Idol charity show. For over two months Ryan has crowed on and on about how it’s going to be a star-studded spectacular, how there are going to be so many awesome celebrities appearing on the show, and that there will be a lot of great performances.
After watching the […]