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Ok, what just happened last night?
How in the hell could the results turn out as they did? Did I wander into Bizzarro Land?
Why is Melinda in third place?!?!? Third place!!!
Melinda, the one contestant who has been consistently excellent during the whole season was…booted out?

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Here we are folks, down to the Top Three. Yep, I can’t believe it’s almost over either.
Like in previous seasons, the remaining contestants sang three songs. One was chosen by one of the judges, another by the producers (though in the past RCA head honcho Clive Davis had this role), and the third by the […]

Bleh, yet another snorefest results episode. Why the hell do they have to be an hour long with so few people left in the competition? Even Seacrest said something like, “We have an hour and have to fill it up somehow”.
So many of the fillers make no sense. Why do they keep having the worthless […]

With four more contestants left in the competition, the clock is ticking down until we crown our next! American! Idol!
(cue theme music)
First of all, apologies for not putting out posts last week. I had a lot of things on my plate. But I’m back this week, here to provide you all with my brilliant reviews. […]

Last night was the insanely over-hyped American Idol charity show. For over two months Ryan has crowed on and on about how it’s going to be a star-studded spectacular, how there are going to be so many awesome celebrities appearing on the show, and that there will be a lot of great performances.
After watching the […]

Ah, the Top 6. It’s getting down to the wire people. In a few weeks, one lucky (or unlucky, depending on how you look at it) girl or guy will be crowned your next! American! Idol!
(cue Idol theme music)

I’m not done yet! »
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Hee hee.
Hee hee.
Sorry folks, I can’t stop laughing.
Hee hee!
The day for rejoicing has arrived. But first, let me give a recap of last night’s episode.

I’m not done yet! »

I guess FOX has run out of […]

This week, the Top 7 showed off their mad country singing skillz - well, at least some of them did. Others, like a certain contestant whose name rhymes with “banjaya”, just crashed and burned. Martina McBride was the gang’s mentor, and I know nothing about her or her music so I can’t really comment much […]

Yay, another hour long results show last night. What’s the point, really? There was so much useless filler that I wasn’t even paying attention half the time.
An extra hour meant the return of the group song. Man, I sure missed those. Or not. The contestants butcher their way through “Bailamos” by Enrique Iglesias. I […]

As Ryan Seacrest would say, welcome to another week of American Idol. This week was Latin Week, but I decided to call it “Jennifer Lopez Week” since most people Googling for articles would refer to it as such. Search engine optimization, my friends!
I’m amazed that once again the Idol Powers That Be have ensnared a […]