Archive for the 'B movies' Category
Manos: The Hands of Fate (MST3K Version)
2 Comments Published by Kaonashi July 26th, 2006 in Comedy, Sci-Fi, B movies, Horror.Title: Manos: The Hands of Fate (Mystery Science Theater 3000 version)
Year: 1966
Director: Hal Warren
Starring Cast: Tom Neyman, John Reynolds, Hal Warren
Rated: Not Rated
Title: Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV show)
Year: 1988-1999
Starring Cast: Joel Hodgson, J. Elvis Weinstein, Trace Beaulieu, Frank Conniff
NoFace for Film rating of just Manos: -5 out of 7
Noface for Film rating of the […]
Title: The Black Hole
Year: 1979
Director: Gary Nelson
Starring Cast: Maximilian Schell, Robert Forster, Joseph Bottoms, Yvette Mimieux, Anthony Perkins, Ernest Borgnine; voices by Roddy McDowall and Slim Pickens
Rated: PG
NoFace rating: 1.5 out of 7
The Black Hole was apparently Disney’s pathetic attempt to cash in on the Star Wars phenomenon. However, it comes nowhere near the quality […]
Mitchell (Mystery Science Theater 3000 version)
0 Comments Published by Kaonashi January 6th, 2006 in Action, Crime, Comedy, B movies.Title: Mitchell
Year: 1975
Director: Andrew V. McLaglen
Starring Cast: Joe Don Baker, Martin Balsam, John Saxon
Rated: R
Title: Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV show)
Year: 1988-1999
Starring Cast: Joel Hodgson, J. Elvis Weinstein, Trace Beaulieu, Frank Conniff
NoFace for Film Rating of just Mitchell: 0 out of 7
NoFace for Film Rating of The MST3K version: 3.5 out of 7
All right, before […]
Death Race 2000
1 Comment Published by Kaonashi November 21st, 2005 in Action, Sci-Fi, B movies, Racing, Reviews.Title:Death Race 2000
Year: 1975
Director: Paul Bartel
Starring Cast: David Carradine, Simone Griffith, Sylvester Stallone
Rated: R
Reel Reviews Rating: 0 out of 7
In a word, this movie sucks.
It sucks beyond all levels of suckitude.
I am peeved that my bf made me watch this because this is 90 minutes of my life that I will never get back.
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