Archive for the 'Horror' Category
Title: The Return
Year: 2006
Director: Asif Kapadia
Starring: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Peter O’Brien
Rated: PG-13
NoFace for Film rating: 3 out of 7
A few jump cuts, spooky background music, and radios that work on their own a do not a horror movie make.
I’m not done yet! […]
Shaun of the Dead
2 Comments Published by Kaonashi February 16th, 2007 in Action, Comedy, Foreign, Romance, Horror, Reviews, Genres.Title: Shaun of the Dead
Year: 2004
Director: Edgar Wright
Starring Cast: Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Kate Ashfield
Rated: R
NoFace for Film rating: 6 out of 7
Before I begin, let me just say that I don’t normally like zombie movies. Not only do I find them extremely gory and nauseating, but I feel that most zombie films lack any […]
Army of Darkness (HD-DVD)
0 Comments Published by Kaonashi January 16th, 2007 in HD-DVD, Action, Comedy, Fantasy, Adventure, Horror.Title: Army of Darkness
Director: Sam Raimi
Year: 1993
Starring Cast: Bruce Campbell, Embeth Davidtz
Rated: PG-13
NoFace for Film rating: 7 out of 7
Greatest. Movie. Ever.
Okay, maybe I exaggerate, but I have seen Army of Darkness countless times, and it never gets old. I laugh at the same jokes and cheer during the same scenes. When I had […]
Underworld
1 Comment Published by Kaonashi December 11th, 2006 in Action, Fantasy, Romance, Thriller, Horror.Title: Underworld
Year: 2003
Director: Len Wiseman
Starring Cast: Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman
Rated: R
NoFace for Film rating: 3.5 out of 7
The Hatfields vs. the McCoys. Cats vs. Dogs. The X-Men vs. The Brotherhood. Coke vs. Pepsi. Republicans vs. Democrats. Aliens vs. Predators. These are just some examples of two groups that have been life-long enemies, duking it out […]
Title: The Others
Year: 2001
Director: Alejandro Amenábar
Starring Cast: Nicole Kidman, Fionnula Flanagan
Rated: PG-13
NoFace for Film rating: 3.5 out of 7
When I first saw The Others a few years ago, it scared the living shit out of me. I couldn’t sleep for about a month afterwards. Recently, I decided to rent it again and see if it […]
Manos: The Hands of Fate (MST3K Version)
2 Comments Published by Kaonashi July 26th, 2006 in Comedy, Sci-Fi, B movies, Horror.Title: Manos: The Hands of Fate (Mystery Science Theater 3000 version)
Year: 1966
Director: Hal Warren
Starring Cast: Tom Neyman, John Reynolds, Hal Warren
Rated: Not Rated
Title: Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV show)
Year: 1988-1999
Starring Cast: Joel Hodgson, J. Elvis Weinstein, Trace Beaulieu, Frank Conniff
NoFace for Film rating of just Manos: -5 out of 7
Noface for Film rating of the […]
Ju-On: The Grudge
0 Comments Published by Kaonashi November 18th, 2005 in Foreign, Horror, Japanese Horror, Reviews.Title: Ju-On: The Grudge
Year: 2003
Director: Takashi Shimizu
Starring: Megumi Okina, Misaki Ito, Misa Uehara
Rated: R
The first time I watched this movie, I couldn’t sleep for a week. I just couldn’t close my eyes. I kept thinking about the images from the film and imagining that when I open them, that damn creepy kid would be staring […]
