NoFace for Film

Title: The Quiet Earth
Year: 1985
Director: Geoff Murphy
Starring: Bruno Lawrence, Alison Routledge, Pete Smith
Rated: R
Review by: Matt H.
NoFace for Film rating: 6 out of 7
Before we get started, a little caveat for the reader: this may not be the easiest film to find. Your standard video rental outlets will be hit […]

In an ongoing effort to forward information and knowledge to the masses, and taking into consideration the constraints of time and personal opinion, I give you Condensed Analysis; A handful of films reviewed in brief (more brief than a normal review) and presented all at once.
The films discussed in Condensed Analysis are not necessarily […]

Title: Spider-Man 3
Year: 2007
Director: Sam Raimi
Starring Cast: Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Thomas Haden Church, Topher Grace
Rated: PG-13
NoFace for Film rating: 3 out of 7
Hollywood has a tendency to do things big. They take a winning formula and decide that hey, since those elements worked well together last time, why not futz with them […]

(This review first appeared at Blogcritics.)
Title: The Avengers 2: Rise of the Panther
Year: 2006
Director: Curt Geda, Steven E. Gordon
Starring Voices: Justin Gross, Grey DeLisle, Olivia D’Abo, Marc Worden, Jeffrey D. Sams
Rated: PG-13
NoFace for Film rating: 3 out of 7
Needless to say, Ultimate Avengers 2: Rise of the Panther is the sequel to the first movie, […]

Title: Children of Men
Year: 2006
Director: Alfonso Cuarón
Starring Cast: Clive Owen, Julianne Moore, Michael Caine
Rated: R
NoFace for Film rating: 6 out of 7
I was ticked off when I first heard that Children of Men was only playing on 16 screens! Preposterous! I’d heard so many positive remarks about it and was disappointed to hear that I’d […]

Title: Doom
Year: 2005
Director: Andrzej Bartkowiak
Starring Cast: Karl Urban, The Rock, Rosamund Pike
Rated: R
NoFace for Film rating: 3 out of 7
Doom is based on the highly popular video game series of the same name, Doom 3 in particular.

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Title: The Transformers: The Movie 20th Anniversary Special Edition
Year: 2006 (original release in 1986)
Director: Nelson Shin
Starring Voices: Orson Welles, Leonard Nimoy, Robert Stack, Eric Idle, Judd Nelson
Rated: PG
NoFace for Film rating: 4 out of 7
As I mentioned in a previous post, I was contacted by a marketing agency and asked to post the press […]

Title: The Prestige
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Year: 2006
Director: Christopher Nolan
Starring Cast: Christian Bale, Hugh Jackman, Michael Caine, Scarlett Johansson
Rated: PG-13
NoFace for Film: 6.5 out of 7
A few months ago I was watching the trailers for some movie when the trailer for The Prestige came on. After seeing the very, very HOT Christian Bale and the yummy Hugh Jackman […]

Title: Æon Flux
Year: 2005
Director: Karyn Kusama
Starring Cast: Charlize Theron, Martin Csokas, Jonny Lee Miller
Rated: PG-13
NoFace for Film rating: 3.5 out of 7
My boyfriend likes watching movies with ass-kicking chicks. I don’t mind them myself, but in my case, I do like having some semblance of a plot. But let’s face it- most movies with […]

Title: King Kong
Year: 2005
Director: Peter Jackson
Starring Cast: Naomi Watts, Adrien Brody, Jack Black, Andy Serkis
Rated: PG-13
NoFace for Film rating: 5 out of 7
About a month ago I went to Universal Studios with my boyfriend, sister, and her friends. Everywhere I went throughout the park I saw King Kong’s face. You see posters with his face. […]